My granddad taught me [to play poker]. Then my granny taught me how to cheat. Before she got shot in Reno.
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
I accept no other versions of her, however historically inaccurate it is.
Queenie! I miss you, Queenie.
then I guess it must come as a relief that BY THIS POINT YOU ARE ALL DEAD
completely inspired by sadtrombone’s shoujo cosette post
The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.
I blame Pilferingapples, Caroll-in, and that anon who sent me two messages saying POLAND LAD POLAND LAD. [Who are you? Own up!]
Johanna is incredibly perceptive, sarcastic and brash. She speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences, or who she hurts. While Johanna has a very hard exterior, she definitely understands the greater good of the districts and would lay down her life for freedom.
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
How can anyone NOT know what this is?! Isn’t memorizing this like the initiation to the Interwebs?
nine characters: bishop myriel (bonus)
"One morning, he was in his garden and thought himself alone, but his sister was walking behind him; all at once he stopped and looked at something on the ground: a large, black, hairy, horrible spider. His sister heard him say, “Poor thing! It’s not his fault.””
I started Les Miserables a week ago and so far, the Bishop is my favorite. Granted, I haven’t actually made it past his chapter yet, but still.
Also: Colm Wilkinson playing the Bishop in this movie was like being punched repeatedly in the heart. That is all.
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you